Alarming news, everyone! I got to work today and discovered that aliens had colonized the postage meter on my desk!
More specifically, it's been colonized by the alien from... Alien, and the predator from... Predator. For some reason they've put aside their famous enmity for the time being. There's no sign of the little spaceman from last week, but it can't be a good sign that that middle egg has hatched. I'm not too worried about it yet, but this does not bode well for the mouse population of the building.